HOW NOW BROWN COW

YOU ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TALK TO A COW
BUT YOU ARE NOT TRYING VERY HARD BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT COWS DON'T TALK
ARE YOU NOT TRYING VERY HARD TO TALK TO GOD BECAUSE YOU THINK HE CAN'T?
WELL - EAT YOUR HAT! EVEN THE POPE SAID HE TALKS TO GOD!